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41.8 POUNDS LOST

I did it!!!!!  SEE MY VICTORY DECLARATION AND NEW GOAL

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convert pounds to kilograms
5/1/2004   1/1/2005  
12/31/2004
 
205 lbs   165 lbs  
163.8
 
Welcome to exfatslob.com!  You have been guided to this website because I want to introduce you to a new concept in weight loss.  This concept is based on a very simple principle:  

THE FEAR OF SHAME AND PUBLIC HUMILIATION
MAKES YOU THINNER
I mean, let's face it, I'm way past "chubby." 

On a recent trip to Mexico, one of my aunts who hadn't seen me in years blurted out, "My God, are you FAT!"  Not very nice if you ask me, but that's besides the point.

  
I remember a time when "El Gordo" used to be my high school buddy Mark.  And now all of a sudden I'm being called "El Gordo." 

That's too much. 

Ok, ok, so Mark lost a few pounds since he got married last year, that's not my fault!
Even my own kids, bless their souls, ask me:

--Daddy, why are you soooooo... FAT?--

--Because, before you were born, I ate one of your sisters who asked me that same question!--

  
So I'm FAT.  I can live with that can't I?  Many people do. 

So what if I have limited movement?  So what if I face the prospect of heart disease?  So what if my friends make fun of me?  There are worse things than that.

EXACTLY MY POINT.
This is where this new and revolutionary concept in weight loss comes in.  There is only one thing worse than being a FAT SLOB and that is being a FAT SLOB LOSER.  
If you are reading this, it means that so is every member of my family, all my friends, everybody I've ever worked with, my broker, my accountant, my attorney, my ex-girlfriends...  basically, everybody I've ever known that has e-mail access in over ten countries and four continents.  

IF THIS IS NOT PRESSURE, I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS.
You might be thinking, "Sammy is very cocky all of a sudden."  "Maybe he is going to use drugs or surgery." 

None of that.  If you have ever dieted, you know that it is not about the diet but about the "Dieter."  Low Fat or Low Carbs, Weight Watchers or Jenny Craig, I've done them all and the principle doesn't change.

I'm going to do it the old fashion way...  will power, diet and exercise.

  
Will I be able to do it?  That is yet to be seen.  One thing is for sure, if I don't reach my goal, I'll be the BIGGEST FAT SLOB LOSER ever to walk the face of the earth.
So if you'd like to help me test this new weight loss method, I invite you to surf my site and even give me a little extra motivation by placing a wager.  Log in often and give me feedback...  who knows?  Maybe by the end of the year I'll actually be an ex-fat slob.